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GOP WHITE ELEPHANT
GOP WHITE ELEPHANT.CORNER MAIN AND HARRISON. FOR SALE TO HIGHEST BIDDER. OF COURSE.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Monday, September 26, 2011
REPUBLICAN BEAN DINNER!!! THE "T" IN LUNA-T-IC FRINGE..
700 REPUBLICANS PACKED INTO A VENUE, PAYING TO EAT BEANS,AND FART. AND SMELL EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES. OR WAS THAT 700 ASSHOLE GASBAGS FARTING IN A ROOM..? SOMETHING..
Kentucky(iana) Senator Rand Paul- putting the "T" in Luna-T-ic Fringe will be speaking at the annual Republican Bean Dinner...puttint the FAR-T in FAR righT..? Kentucky-iana/Indi-tucky is well known for its thoroughbred horses, and of course, horses asses, so its a natural fit! lets cheer for the bean dinner!! hip hip - hoo-RRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!! how bout some more beans, Mr. Chairman? green energy! ( movie note- slim pickens- t boone pickens brother. t boone is naturally, the GAS MAN, so again, its a natural fit!! or sh-t? http://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0
IF YOU DONT WANT PAY TO SIT IN A ROOM FULL OF CONSERVATIVE TEA PARTY REPUBLICAN GAS BAGS, OR TEA BAGS.... (WHATEVER. HERES A SPEECH MADE TO THE LUNA--T-IC FRINGE( the T in T ea ParT y)
a Part ing shot..
ofr simply google video "rand paul", or youtube video search "rand paul"
AND GIVE THE MONEY YOU SAVE TO HELP THE POOR FIND WORK, OR CREATE JOBS...
Kentucky(iana) Senator Rand Paul- putting the "T" in Luna-T-ic Fringe will be speaking at the annual Republican Bean Dinner...puttint the FAR-T in FAR righT..? Kentucky-iana/Indi-tucky is well known for its thoroughbred horses, and of course, horses asses, so its a natural fit! lets cheer for the bean dinner!! hip hip - hoo-RRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!! how bout some more beans, Mr. Chairman? green energy! ( movie note- slim pickens- t boone pickens brother. t boone is naturally, the GAS MAN, so again, its a natural fit!! or sh-t? http://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0
IF YOU DONT WANT PAY TO SIT IN A ROOM FULL OF CONSERVATIVE TEA PARTY REPUBLICAN GAS BAGS, OR TEA BAGS.... (WHATEVER. HERES A SPEECH MADE TO THE LUNA--T-IC FRINGE( the T in T ea ParT y)
a Part ing shot..
ofr simply google video "rand paul", or youtube video search "rand paul"
AND GIVE THE MONEY YOU SAVE TO HELP THE POOR FIND WORK, OR CREATE JOBS...
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!
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political humor:
http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/index.php/2011/09/21/politicians-dont-have-to-be-perfect-but-they-should-follow-the-rules/
fourteen More Weeks
Sep
21
2011
Politicians don’t have to be perfect, but they should follow the rules
Posted by Rhonda Schrock in Politics
News of the brewing scandals brings to mind the Weiner debacle back in June. This column was written then, but the message it contains is still relevant. No one is bigger than the rules. No one.
What a dog and pony show that was. After days of obfuscating, prevaricating, and squirming around like a worm on a hook, Congressman Weiner (D-NY) said what he should’ve said all along: “It was me, I did it, and it was a very bad thing.”
Before he was finally pinned and out of options, though, he fought like a cornered raccoon, holding testy, combative news conferences and interviews. Using phrases like “I can definitively say” and “I cannot say with certitude,” he really said nothing at all, and the press simply cranked up the wattage of the spotlight he was standing in.
Now the sordid truth is out, and I, for one, can say with certitude that some lessons are far better learned at the age of 6 than at 46. Further, I can definitively say that the Good Lord meant it when He said, “Be sure that your sin will find you out.”
Mark Twain said it plain. “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Exactly.
Unfortunately, it’s shenanigans like this that turn the populace into cynics. “Everything is changing,” Will Rogers said. “People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress,” Mr. Twain began, finishing with a caustic, “but I repeat myself.” This seems pretty harsh to me, but I can see how one could get there, given this recent example.
Ronald Reagan himself expressed cynicism about it. “Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
Kin Hubbard added, “Now and then, an innocent man is sent to the legislature.” And Larry Hagman offered this: “My definition of redundancy is an air bag in a politician’s car.” Which reminds me of the sign a friend once told me he saw in a restroom, posted just above the blow dryer. “And now a word from your congressman,” it read. Ouch!
Groucho Marx was tough as well. “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.”
Maybe one of the reasons that he, along with so many Americans, was disillusioned is the mind-boggling amount of money that’s spent just to make it into office. “Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.” That was Will Rogers’ take on the deal.
Even President Kennedy joked about it. “I just received the following wire from my generous daddy: ‘Dear Jack, don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be (switched) if I’m going to pay for a landslide.’”
It’s easy, I suppose, to forget that the people we elect are – well, people, too. They make mistakes, speak without thinking, and flat-out get it wrong sometimes, just like us. They simply do it on a bigger stage.
When they fight with each other, we know it. “Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.” This jab came from President Reagan.
John Kerry went after George Bush during their campaign with this zinger: “Here I am in the state ofNew Mexico. George Bush is still in the state of denial. New Mexicohas five electoral votes. The state of denial has none. I like my chances.”
And sometimes, they’re downright funny. For instance, when a little boy asked President Kennedy how he became a war hero, he replied, “It was absolutely involuntary. They sank my boat.”
“My esteem in this country has gone up substantially,” President Carter said. “It is very nice now (that) when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” This proves that presidents have feelings just like us and that a friendly wave can mean a lot.
“There is absolutely no circumstance whatsoever under which I would accept that spot (the vice presidency). Even if they tied and gagged me, I would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears.” This came from a potential candidate who went on to become president. Twice.
“Why am I running for president?” John McCain (R-AZ) said when asked. “Well, my wife, Cindy, says it is because I sustained several severe blows to the head in prison camp.”
Sometimes they say goofy stuff, just like us. “Outside of the killings,Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” I doubt that the Chamber of Commerce cheered when Marion Barry, former D.C. mayor, came forth with this observation.
Now here’s the bottom line. We’re not asking our elected representatives to be perfect. We, the voters, know full well that the title before the name bestows no super powers, no heightened intelligence. It’s a job, a sacred trust we’ve given them, to work on our behalf. All we ask in return is that they follow the rules, do what’s right, stop spending more than they’ve got, and tell the truth. Just like us.
http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/index.php/2011/09/21/politicians-dont-have-to-be-perfect-but-they-should-follow-the-rules/
political humor:
http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/index.php/2011/09/21/politicians-dont-have-to-be-perfect-but-they-should-follow-the-rules/
fourteen More Weeks
Sep
21
2011
Politicians don’t have to be perfect, but they should follow the rules
Posted by Rhonda Schrock in Politics
News of the brewing scandals brings to mind the Weiner debacle back in June. This column was written then, but the message it contains is still relevant. No one is bigger than the rules. No one.
What a dog and pony show that was. After days of obfuscating, prevaricating, and squirming around like a worm on a hook, Congressman Weiner (D-NY) said what he should’ve said all along: “It was me, I did it, and it was a very bad thing.”
Before he was finally pinned and out of options, though, he fought like a cornered raccoon, holding testy, combative news conferences and interviews. Using phrases like “I can definitively say” and “I cannot say with certitude,” he really said nothing at all, and the press simply cranked up the wattage of the spotlight he was standing in.
Now the sordid truth is out, and I, for one, can say with certitude that some lessons are far better learned at the age of 6 than at 46. Further, I can definitively say that the Good Lord meant it when He said, “Be sure that your sin will find you out.”
Mark Twain said it plain. “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Exactly.
Unfortunately, it’s shenanigans like this that turn the populace into cynics. “Everything is changing,” Will Rogers said. “People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress,” Mr. Twain began, finishing with a caustic, “but I repeat myself.” This seems pretty harsh to me, but I can see how one could get there, given this recent example.
Ronald Reagan himself expressed cynicism about it. “Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
Kin Hubbard added, “Now and then, an innocent man is sent to the legislature.” And Larry Hagman offered this: “My definition of redundancy is an air bag in a politician’s car.” Which reminds me of the sign a friend once told me he saw in a restroom, posted just above the blow dryer. “And now a word from your congressman,” it read. Ouch!
Groucho Marx was tough as well. “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.”
Maybe one of the reasons that he, along with so many Americans, was disillusioned is the mind-boggling amount of money that’s spent just to make it into office. “Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.” That was Will Rogers’ take on the deal.
Even President Kennedy joked about it. “I just received the following wire from my generous daddy: ‘Dear Jack, don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be (switched) if I’m going to pay for a landslide.’”
It’s easy, I suppose, to forget that the people we elect are – well, people, too. They make mistakes, speak without thinking, and flat-out get it wrong sometimes, just like us. They simply do it on a bigger stage.
When they fight with each other, we know it. “Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.” This jab came from President Reagan.
John Kerry went after George Bush during their campaign with this zinger: “Here I am in the state ofNew Mexico. George Bush is still in the state of denial. New Mexicohas five electoral votes. The state of denial has none. I like my chances.”
And sometimes, they’re downright funny. For instance, when a little boy asked President Kennedy how he became a war hero, he replied, “It was absolutely involuntary. They sank my boat.”
“My esteem in this country has gone up substantially,” President Carter said. “It is very nice now (that) when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.” This proves that presidents have feelings just like us and that a friendly wave can mean a lot.
“There is absolutely no circumstance whatsoever under which I would accept that spot (the vice presidency). Even if they tied and gagged me, I would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears.” This came from a potential candidate who went on to become president. Twice.
“Why am I running for president?” John McCain (R-AZ) said when asked. “Well, my wife, Cindy, says it is because I sustained several severe blows to the head in prison camp.”
Sometimes they say goofy stuff, just like us. “Outside of the killings,Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” I doubt that the Chamber of Commerce cheered when Marion Barry, former D.C. mayor, came forth with this observation.
Now here’s the bottom line. We’re not asking our elected representatives to be perfect. We, the voters, know full well that the title before the name bestows no super powers, no heightened intelligence. It’s a job, a sacred trust we’ve given them, to work on our behalf. All we ask in return is that they follow the rules, do what’s right, stop spending more than they’ve got, and tell the truth. Just like us.
http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/index.php/2011/09/21/politicians-dont-have-to-be-perfect-but-they-should-follow-the-rules/
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
THE REAL STEVE SHINE- "I'M A LAWYER!
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I'M A LAWYER! HARVEY LEVIN- TMZ...who does the chairman look like? anyone?
fort wayne's tabloid media king!
other than David Roach, of course..the real david c roach.blogspot.com
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! COMMENT BELOW! WE WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE REAL STEVE SHINE! GOP CHAIRMAN! WARTS AND ALL!
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